funny audition moments

Mimay's comment on my last entry inspired me to post the funny moments at the auditions. Even though I posted some of them already in my previous post, I'll add them here.

Kyla: What am I doing here with all these dancers? I don't belong here, Hogi.
Tara: (Minutes after Kyla had left) Anong ginagawa namin dito, Hogi? Puro mga dancers ang mga andito.

The next day...
Tara: Anong ginagawa ko dito, Hogi? Puro mga singers ang mga andito.
Me: Parang sinabi mo na yan kahapon ah.

Arnold, at registration, after singing a few bars of "We Kiss In A Shadow" while Caisa was practicing it on the piano.
Arnold: Anong role nga ba? Ano yun? Tuptim? (suddenly writes "Tuptim" on the blank)
Miss Bernice and I: Ano ba!? Girl's role yan!
Arnold: Eh hindi ko naman alam yung mga role dito eh.
Me: Lun Tha.
Miss Bernice: Alam mo ba spelling ng Lun Tha? (spells it out as Arnold writes it on his audition sheet)
Miss Bernice: Hahaha, sasabihin ko ito kay Bobby.
Arnold: Wag! Sabihin mo na lang after ng audition ko. Pagtatawanan lang nya ako sa loob eh.
Sure enough, Miss Berns just had to tell Bobby before he had to go inside.

After his audition...
Miss Bernice: Callback si Arnold.
Me: Tuptim no?
Miss Bernice: Yes, yun ang bigay mo.
Me: O, Tuptim. Baka maiwan mo ulit bag mo.

Reb: Felix, you were a Candy Cutie?
Felix: Hogi, they're picking on me.
Me: Don't look at me, I'm just being amused here.

Text message.
Arnold: Hi hogi,lapit nko..dami b kami calback 4 tuptim? Ay luntha pala!!!?
Me: Okie. Konti lang competition sa tuptim, so cguro shoo-in ka na dun,hehe. Lun tha..9 kayo eh,mostly bata pa talaga.
Arnold: Hahaha!! Laos!! Kukuha b tlaga cla d2 or hanap p s ibang country?
Me: Yep,i think kukuha din sila dito,pero not sure.

Caisa: Are they really getting people from here?
Me: Yes, I think so.
Caisa: But are they still getting people in other countries?
Me: Yes, they might.
Caisa and Felix: Oh OK. I guess that's it then.
Hahahaha! The look on their faces were classic.

Arnold: (talking about Zsazsa's upcoming restaging) ...pero sa RCBC na. Liit ng Batute eh. Maski mommy ko di nakapanood.
Hogi: Bakit naman kasi sa RCBC?
Arnold: Bakit? Atlantis lang ba may karapatan sa RCBC?
*bonk*
Me: Nyak, hindi no.

Miss Bernice: Arnold, you're next.
Arnold: (scrambles to get up) Ako na? Teka lang! (rushes to the door, then realizes he still has gum in his mouth) May scratch paper ba dyan?
Suddenly he grabs at the sign-up sheet.
Me: Wag dyan! (Suddenly finds some paper)
Arnold spits out the gum and sticks it on the paper, while I was still holding it, then runs out of the room, leaving me to dispose of it. Ew.

This doesn't seem like funny audition moments to me. Looks more like "Arnold moments" hahaha! Crazy guy. There, let's see you find this blog entry, as you have been looking for it, hehehe.